Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Do a flip!

The Cyber House Rules

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Why would I want to know that?

• We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
• Yeah, lots of people did.
• Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!

Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles

So, how ’bout them Knicks? How much did you make me? Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Hey, whatcha watching? I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Insane in the Mainframe

Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Who am I making this out to? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I’m a thing.

1. Hello Morbo, how’s the family?
2. No argument here.
3. Fatal.

Hell Is Other Robots

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! And until then, I can never die? It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?